i'm quite sure that it happens to others also: the job actually seems like work. no light-hearted jesting or beer on fridays. just down-to-business, pull-up-your-sleeves-and-work-seven-days-a-week, honey-youd-better-pick-up-an-extra-case-of-visene, my-butt-aches-from-sitting-down, daily-status-report-required, mind=mush crap. and so, dear reader, since there is no time like the present, and the present certainly doesn't provide allowances for fiction, i present to you this escape from real life: real life. the twist? it is real life as seen through the lens of what is most certainly considered to be the worst digital camera i've seen, the sipix stylecam blink. several years ago it was almost cool, especially as is was cheap enough to be given to me on a whim, and easily fit unnoticed into a pocket. now it is little more than a novelty act for mathematicians struggling to keep their sanity. enjoy the tedium!

postscript: it seems that the little google ads (on the comment page) are putting up links so that you can purchase your very own crappiest camera ever! my favorite spec, a strong selling point indeed: Key Features: 0.31 Mpix. yes, you're reading that correctly: zero-point-three-one megapixels!